I came out west from New Jersey, like most people to do one thing and now, after some time, am doing another. When I'm asked, "Is the glass half full, or half empty?" I say "The glass is half full - just what germs did the person who drank the other half leave on the glass?" My solution: Use a straw. So here I am to suck the life out of the glass. Crazy Straw, Bendy Straw, House of Straw, Straw Dogs, whatever the case may be. I will be the one sucking!!!